Healing Hands
If you get a speeding ticket…

ohsnapitsbeau:

just rewind time and slow down your car. Duh. :)

I guess having a time related power must be handy then huh?

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I’m awesome.

badb0y-connor:

mimicollins:

badb0y-connor:

mimicollins:

Wh-what?! You are joking right? How in the world can that be a power?

Who cares how? I’d pick this over any flying or walking through shit power. 

Well… I guess it maybe could have it’s.. advantages.

Most definitely. If you don’t mind me asking, what have you got?

I can heal by touch. Not very good mind you but I think with practice I can get better.

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I’m awesome.

badb0y-connor:

mimicollins:

badb0y-connor:

mimicollins:

So what are you like Superman then?

Oh, I’m better. I can have sex with anyone I want, just by touching them. 

Wh-what?! You are joking right? How in the world can that be a power?

Who cares how? I’d pick this over any flying or walking through shit power. 

Well… I guess it maybe could have it’s.. advantages.

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I’m awesome.

badb0y-connor:

mimicollins:

So what are you like Superman then?

Oh, I’m better. I can have sex with anyone I want, just by touching them. 

Wh-what?! You are joking right? How in the world can that be a power?

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the-nathanyoung:

we were so beautiful: Well Hello you Gorgeous Boys and Girls

mimicollins:

the-nathanyoung:

mimicollins:

the-nathanyoung:

mimicollins:

the-nathanyoung:

mimicollins:

the-nathanyoung:

It’s more than nice. Well, if you ever change y’er mind- and I’m talkin’ dinner too, the whole shebang, I’m usually just putterin’ around the Community center-

-Wait a sec, you’re not a juvie too, are ya? ‘Cause I haven’t seen ya around here before.

Wow um that’s actually very generous of you Nathan I’ll keep that in mind.

No I volunteer here actually. I’m a good girl.

That’s because I’m a nice guy. Don’t listen to what anyone else tells ya’.

Ah- you know what they say about good girls, don’cha? Well, ya probably don’t, since you are one. But maybe you are insane, because ya’need to be clinical to voluntarily spend time here.

Oh don’t worry I’m not one to judge a person.

OK now I have no idea what you are talking about. I’m not crazy I just like to help people in need. I guess that’s why I got the power I have.

Well isn’t that a refreshing character trait! I’ll keep that in mind.

Y’see in my book, the whole helping people in need thing is the definition of insanity. But you’ve got a kickass power too? How about you tell me yours if I tell you mine?

Oh yes I mean I’m self concious as it they get so I would never want to judge someone.

Oh well agree to disagree I guess. You too? Wow they werent kidding when they said most people got powers here. I can heal but only by touch. And not that good yet. What about you?

Isn’t that nifty? Y’don’t have to worry about that with me darlin’- this fine specimen y’er looking at is immortal. Oh yes, you heard me right ;)

Wow immortal that’s pretty cool kind of like my friend Tonya except she can’t be hurt at all. Wouldn’t that power suck after awhile?

Well! I never! This Tonya person sounds like a downright copycat.

And actually, that might be an improvement. D’you know that when you die you usually lose your bowels? I’m pretty sure I’ve shit m’self more than I did when I was an infant. And everything hurts! One time my friends left me on a pole until I died. 

Just sayin’, it’s not a cakewalk on this end.

Oh Tonya would never do anything like that. She is to nice a person.

Ew really? That’s really gross! And that is just horrible! How could your friends do that to you? Did they know you couldn’t die yet?

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